Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Goat Quotes



"Mom told me a story long time back about why she is a veggie" ..... . " There was once a goat and he lived a full happy life with his owner whom he loved and admired. One day he went for a walk with his owner.. to visit one of the owners friends he thought. Strange place this friend lived in. Shiny Sharp objects... Red stains on his shirt..... Weird large cut objects hanging from the ceiling .... He was made to lie on a cold metal table. And slowly the hand raised .. And just as the knife starts to come down on his neck, he lifts his head and looks towards his owner and goes.. "Maaaayyyyyyyyyyy"...
And that's why I eat goats "


"He could have looked at me with his right eye... but no... This Goat decided to turn his head all the way around and look at me with his left eye"


"If a goat looks at its reflection it WILL get confused. It will believe it is another goat"
--And this particular law of goats saved my life as a child

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