Shame in a brown bag

"Is this O.K?" Asks the shop keeper avoiding your eyes holding something under the table.
You have to strain your neck and literally climb over the counter to see if it was 'O.K' . You really want to take a closer look at the box or see if he has any other types or flavours, but his embarrassment slowly becomes your embarrassment and you just want to get out of there so you nod your head . He quickly puts the box into a brown paper bag and hands in to you slowly trying to contain a smirk. You ignore it, quickly pay the bill and walk out of the shop with any dignity you can muster. You know that as soon as you leave the salesmen will start to giggle and talk amongst themselves. Ashamed? Are you?

Please ....like no one else does it.